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- How Many Famous Athletes are Gay? Vol.
- Trans-Siberian Orchestra's new CD
- A new giant ring has been discovered around Saturn
- Eddie Izzard's new concert DVD is GREAT!

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ENTERTAINMENT & REVIEWS
MOVIES
Star Trek “Reboot”-the movie I swore I’d hate but wound up loving… damnit
Brokeback Mountain-has it's own section below
I Love You Phillip Morris-Jim Carrey gay-Liplocks with Ewan McGregor and senselessly uses outdated and insulting gay stereotypes in order to get a few cheap laughs.
TELEVISION
Hawaii 5-0-DVD box set of the 6th Season and some pictures of that famous car
The Mod Squad-Season 2 Vol. II-DVD-A "solid" blast from the past.
Dynasty-DVD box set of Vol. I of Season 4
Saturday Night Live Sucks-Does anyone really find it funny any more?
MUSIC
Trans-Siberian Orchestra's new CD skips Christmas?
Obsolete Music-Someday your kids will laugh at your favorite music too
Levi Stubbs/The Four Tops-The World Loses one of Motown's Soul Master-singers
ELO: Out of the Blue-The classic album is remastered on CD with additional tracks
John Denver-The Folk/Rock legend’s greatest are re-released
Eric Woolfson/The Alan Parsons Project-Woolfson claims to sing the Parson’s Project that never was
ETC.....
Eddie Izzard Live from Wembley-A GREAT standup concert
George Carlin’s Words-Those famous 7 words you can never say on television, melding the best of BOTH versions together.
Neil Diamond Is Forever-In pictures-Fans of the great Neil Diamond will be thrilled with this picture book.

GENERAL INTEREST
Tip the Pizza Guy-He doesn’t make as much as you think he does and doesn’t get all of that delivery charge!

SCIENCE/MEDICINE/TECHNOLOGY
DIABETES: STOP THAT OR YOU'LL GO BLIND! Pre-warning signs of Diabetes in plain English
The Yellowstone Super-Volcano-It makes Mt. St. Helens look like a pimple and could wipe out the western U. S.
Nature in Danger-The eastern Mediterranean Sea’s eco-system is in danger

ASTRONOMY
A Huge New Saturn Ring! A massive find in what was thought to be empty space.
Jupiter's Red Spot Jr-Our solar system’s biggest planet still has a few surprises!
Asteroid near-collision predicted for 2039 …but will your homeowner’s insurance cover it?
New planets in new solar systems-At the rate they’re being discovered it’ll be old news soon!

JET'S GAY PRIDE PAGE
Famous Gay Athletes-Vol. I-The story of well-known athletes seeking acceptance in a macho world.
Famous Gay Athletes-Vol. II-More well-known athletes seeking acceptance in a macho world.
Neal Patrick Harris-The star of “How I Met Your Mother” and “Doogie Howser” denies the denials that denied he’s gay?!?
Harry Potter: Headmaster Dumbledore is Gay!-J.K. Rowling reveals that she created the famous wizard/headmaster gay!
Gay USMC Tim Smith's Billboard A proud marine's billboard is defaced and torn down-I'll give it a safe haven right here where no one can touch it.
Gay Marriage-California is once again left in the dust as yet another state (Maine) goes gay.
The Hate-Crime Murder of Matthew Shepard details and how a U.S. Representative used false sources to try to declare it a sympathy hoax on the house floor.
Jim Carrey Gay-Liplocks with Ewan McGregor-“I Love You Phillip Morris” senselessly uses outdated and insulting gay stereotypes in order to get a few cheap laughs at our expense.
Gay Backlash? Has California bitten an important hand that feeds it?
Gay Paranoia-What Would I-a Gay Man-Have To Be Paraniod About?
A Straight Friend's Guide to Gay Pride-Explaining why Gay Pride and the Gay Games athletic competitions are still necessary.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN TRIBUTE PAGE AND WEBNOVEL
The Biography of Ennis del Mar 1944-2006-The untold details of Ennis’ life from how he grew up, to Brokeback Mountain, to his death in 2006. How he fell in love with Jack and lost him before he could summon the courage to tell him so. Experience first-hand how Jack was killed. Know his shock as Ennis is accused of Jack’s murder and glimpse the mysterious witness who actually saw it. Find out who burned down Ennis’ house-forcing him into the trailer. Discover what really happened to Jack’s ashes and how they eventually changed Ennis’ life forever… and then Jack Twist II is born.
Movie Review:-The 2005 theatrical release and the original 2006 DVD
Review: Collector’s Edition DVD-The 2-disc edition that gives little than what the original offered and nothing that was hoped for
Heath Ledger's Death-Right-wing AM radio hosts and hatemongers take to the air before he’s even buried

THE INSANE WORLD OF POLITICS, NEWS & COMMENTARIES
The New Dollar Coin! Yes it’s true-Richard M. Nixon on a coin & “In God We Trust” hidden on the rim
CNN accuses Fox News of Lying-Rich Sanchez angrily comes out swinging at Fox News! YOU LIE!
U.S. in Crisis-What we’ve done to destroy our presidents and our national reputation since Reagan
The GOP Lost?-Just how long will it take for the Republicans to figure out they lost the 2008 elections?
Gerald Ford-In memorial of a brave man who sacrificed his political future and reputation to save our country
The GOP Voter Vault-What I wouldn’t give if this were a mere “urban legend,” and how much they know about you.The Bush years laid bare:
The Taliban Poppy Harvests-Bush’s obsession with Iraq took our eyes off Afghan heroin fields and now it’s too late
The Secret Bush War Crimes Immunity-The GOP led 2004 Congress snuck Bush a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card
Houston we have a problem-Big Oil secretly put a leash on Bush in order not to lose billions
Bush’s Congress-The next time you consider how bad the congress is now, remind yourself of what damage had to be repaired from the previous one

RELIGION+POLITICS=CHAOS
The Political Vocabulary Guide-What do they mean when they say…
Is History and Science Safe?-The religious right invaded our kid’s textbooks, now political figures are “saviors” and the sun revolves around the earth!
Religion-It’s Just Business-Love has been replaced with lust for political power and naked greed
Ted Haggard Arrested & Exposed-An infamous anti-gay evangelical preacher/Bush advisor is caught with a gay hustler in a drug deal!
WTFundamentalism Breeds Bigotry-Baptist fundamentalism leaves the teachings of the Bible behind and preaches bigotry instead
The Bible as a History Book?-Did it actually happen as told, or is it just a loose collection of ancient morality tales?

MY JOURNEY IN DIARY FORM
Blogging on the Edge of Sanity-My journal chronicling my fall from the good life to near-destruction after a robbery/beating than nearly cost me my life, wealth, health and sanity… and still might
A Cat Named "Mischief"-A gift from a neighbor restores laughter to my life



Monday, December 17, 2007

Music: Out of the Blue-Electric Light Orchestra's 30th Anniversary edition

I got this preview CD in the mail to review last Tuesday February the 13th, and wasn’t able to write a single word about it down for three days… Why? Because I’ve become completely consumed by the incredibly clear memories of sights, smells and sounds that just listening to it repeatedly generates. The only way to describe it is that “out of the blue” (pun intended) some pieces of music will cause long-lost recollections to lock into your head that you haven’t thought of in years… or decades.

This album/CD is the soundtrack to one of the most glorious periods of my life, and at the time I didn’t know or even care who the Electric Light Orchestra was! Now it’s linked to one of the best pieces of art I’d ever created.

I’d been commissioned to do a painting for a friend who told me money was no object. This ditsy blond wanted me to surprise her boyfriend with a huge science-fiction painting… on his bedroom ceiling? The first thing I told her was that considering the logistics, it was impossible to do a large painting in one afternoon, especially on a ceiling… especially as a surprise! I mean really, he’d notice me wandering in and out of his bedroom, not to mention the scaffolding or the smell of paint for a week or more? On top of that, what if they moved away?

Unphased she informed me that that’s what I was getting the big bucks for to figure out. Oh and by the way; I only had 10 days to complete it.

Groan

As with all clients, I ask them to bring over a piece of music that they like, so I can get a feel for their personality. While we tried to work out the details of the project, she put on his absolute favorite album, which turned out to be Out of the Blue by someone named ELO.

The moment Turn to Stone started I was hooked.

After about two hours of discussing what she said he’d like, I borrowed the double album, made a tape of it and began working. In my career every painting I’ve ever done has a soundtrack attached. I merely have to look at it to hear The Mamas and the Papas greatest hits, Pink Floyd’s Animals album, Alan Parson’s Turn of a Friendly Card etc. etc. The tape of Out of the Blue went with me wherever I went, and it got to the point where I’d memorized the thing without even realizing I had.

In the midst of Sweet Talkin’ Woman (appropriately enough) I found the solution to the “surprise honey!” problem and told her I’d take the job. I also informed her I didn’t need his house key and that she should call me in about a week to pick it up. This frustrated her to no end, because I flatly refused to tell her exactly how I was going to do it!

For two days without touching paint to anything I relaxed with a pair of headphones trying to figure out Gary and why this album was his all time favorite. With pencil to sketchpad, lead singer/founder/producer Jeff Lynne’s voice on Summer and Lightning followed by Mr. Blue Sky began putting fantasy science fiction pictures in my head and on paper, and within hours I had the concept for it.

I started with the smooth back of a cheap piece of 8’ X 4’ wood paneling. In a few days I had a day scene of two opposing cliffs taking up the outer thirds of both sides of the painting. At eye level on both cliff edges were ancient castles with towers and domes. A dark hooded monk stood on the brink waving something at his twin on the opposite side who seemed to be returning the gesture.

Miles below in the middle third, I put a futuristic city on a flat plateau’s floor, with a river running through it and nifty buildings and air cars flying around in traffic patterns. Through the light blue haze above, I created a huge dead star that could barely be seen through the afternoon clouds and took up nearly the whole sky. Orbiting it was a bright and blinding dwarf star.

I almost called her to pick it up early, when while listening to Sweet is the Night, inspiration hit yet again.

In the next few days I made some major alterations and when I was done, she arranged to get him out of the house for a few hours and I went to work in his bedroom. With some friends, we lifted it up, added a clear piece of plexiglas to protect it and after some electrical wiring I pronounced it finished just as they returned home.

She was still fuming because I wouldn’t let her see it in advance.

When I was ready, I called them in and he didn’t notice anything; after all who looks at the ceiling every time they enter a room? The bolts that I used to put it up there with were painted over and became three-dimensional components of a few overhead hovering space ships or a tree that overhung the scene.

To the strains of Mr. Blue Sky he was absolutely blown away… but I wasn’t done yet.

I closed the curtains to darken the room and turned on black lights. The regular paint I used for the day scene didn’t fluoresce, and I’d gone over it a second time with fluorescent paint to create glowing lanterns in the monk’s hands, the dead star glowed a cracked dull orange and yellow and the dwarf companion star was truly blinding. The overcast in the day scene disappeared into a clear night that was filled with stars and a green quarter moon hidden by the non-glowing cloud paint.

In the valley below, the city lights now paled in comparison to a rocket taking off from a spaceport in the middle of town to dock with (what else?) the flying saucer from his favorite album cover. On the plexiglas I painted more flames for the star and the rocket, and components of the castles, so that when you moved your head they seemed to be three-dimensional and the flames seemed to dance.

Needless to say I got a huge check…

As the years passed I put Out of the Blue away and went on to other projects, listening to it occasionally if it was in the car’s tape player. As with all CD/albums there are songs you love that never get much airplay on radio and after a while you forget about them as you move on musically.

Such was the case with Track 12-Summer and Lightning. I bawled my eyes out the first time I heard it again last Tuesday. Listening to a classic piece of music like this sort of taints today’s music somehow and makes you want to go back to a simpler time when singers actually sang. A time when a hit song didn’t have the same three-second set of notes played over and over and over again while some guy told you how tough he was, the size of his gun, how many cars he owned or how many ho’s he could get.

The packaging of this CD is magnificent and frustrating at the same time. It comes as a uniquely designed little hardbound book as opposed to a dinky plastic thing. Within the 24 pages is the fascinating story of how the group was formed by Jeff Lynne, how the album was recorded and facts about the group members. It is loaded with dozens and dozens of photos and any fan would love the collection… if it weren’t for one little thing—no lyrics were included!

In the center is a little “assemble by inserting tab A into slot B” paper model on its own little pedestal of the spaceship on the cover. This is a scaled down duplicate of the original model that came with the first-run vinyl albums. I wouldn’t recommend actually cutting it out and building it though, as it’s very fragile and would probably get lost within the first week of display.

Now the really frustrating part: The disc is contained in a slotted thick paper flap at the back of the book, and is stuck in there so tightly that you have no choice but to squeeze thumb and forefinger to pry the thing out! As anyone knows, it’s a definite no-no to touch the bottom of a CD with your fingers unless you actually like skips.

The most painful part of the CD depends on if you’ve previously owned the 12” vinyl album. The magnificent artwork on the outer cover was wonderful… full sized, but shrunk down to the size of a CD case, hardly does it justice at all unless you have a magnifying glass handy. The album cover was the first time anyone had seen the ELO flying saucer and when looked at from above it became their logo on all their following albums and posters.

As for the CD extras?

Wild West Hero-alternate bridge, is what appears to be part of a rehearsal session for the finished song, in which Jeff harmonizes with others a cappella at home… but it’s only 24 seconds long.

The Quick and the Daft (Some electronic CD playback displays—mine included—have it listed as The Quick and the Draft) is an absolute classic Jeff Lynne/ELO instrumental at its finest, but at only 1:49 long. I plan to loop it to make it longer on my computer, it’s that good, but it’s that short.

Latitude 88 North doesn’t have that ELO “oomph”, which is probably why it wasn’t included on the original double album, but it’s enjoyable. It reminds me of a garage band that somehow talked some string players into jamming behind them.

The love of that musical era, the memories that will come flooding back, and the concept of what really good music used to sound like make this CD well worth purchasing.



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© 2007 by Jet in Columbus

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