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- How Many Famous Athletes are Gay? Vol.
- Trans-Siberian Orchestra's new CD
- A new giant ring has been discovered around Saturn
- Eddie Izzard's new concert DVD is GREAT!

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ENTERTAINMENT & REVIEWS
MOVIES
Star Trek “Reboot”-the movie I swore I’d hate but wound up loving… damnit
Brokeback Mountain-has it's own section below
I Love You Phillip Morris-Jim Carrey gay-Liplocks with Ewan McGregor and senselessly uses outdated and insulting gay stereotypes in order to get a few cheap laughs.
TELEVISION
Hawaii 5-0-DVD box set of the 6th Season and some pictures of that famous car
The Mod Squad-Season 2 Vol. II-DVD-A "solid" blast from the past.
Dynasty-DVD box set of Vol. I of Season 4
Saturday Night Live Sucks-Does anyone really find it funny any more?
MUSIC
Trans-Siberian Orchestra's new CD skips Christmas?
Obsolete Music-Someday your kids will laugh at your favorite music too
Levi Stubbs/The Four Tops-The World Loses one of Motown's Soul Master-singers
ELO: Out of the Blue-The classic album is remastered on CD with additional tracks
John Denver-The Folk/Rock legend’s greatest are re-released
Eric Woolfson/The Alan Parsons Project-Woolfson claims to sing the Parson’s Project that never was
ETC.....
Eddie Izzard Live from Wembley-A GREAT standup concert
George Carlin’s Words-Those famous 7 words you can never say on television, melding the best of BOTH versions together.
Neil Diamond Is Forever-In pictures-Fans of the great Neil Diamond will be thrilled with this picture book.

GENERAL INTEREST
Tip the Pizza Guy-He doesn’t make as much as you think he does and doesn’t get all of that delivery charge!

SCIENCE/MEDICINE/TECHNOLOGY
DIABETES: STOP THAT OR YOU'LL GO BLIND! Pre-warning signs of Diabetes in plain English
The Yellowstone Super-Volcano-It makes Mt. St. Helens look like a pimple and could wipe out the western U. S.
Nature in Danger-The eastern Mediterranean Sea’s eco-system is in danger

ASTRONOMY
A Huge New Saturn Ring! A massive find in what was thought to be empty space.
Jupiter's Red Spot Jr-Our solar system’s biggest planet still has a few surprises!
Asteroid near-collision predicted for 2039 …but will your homeowner’s insurance cover it?
New planets in new solar systems-At the rate they’re being discovered it’ll be old news soon!

JET'S GAY PRIDE PAGE
Famous Gay Athletes-Vol. I-The story of well-known athletes seeking acceptance in a macho world.
Famous Gay Athletes-Vol. II-More well-known athletes seeking acceptance in a macho world.
Neal Patrick Harris-The star of “How I Met Your Mother” and “Doogie Howser” denies the denials that denied he’s gay?!?
Harry Potter: Headmaster Dumbledore is Gay!-J.K. Rowling reveals that she created the famous wizard/headmaster gay!
Gay USMC Tim Smith's Billboard A proud marine's billboard is defaced and torn down-I'll give it a safe haven right here where no one can touch it.
Gay Marriage-California is once again left in the dust as yet another state (Maine) goes gay.
The Hate-Crime Murder of Matthew Shepard details and how a U.S. Representative used false sources to try to declare it a sympathy hoax on the house floor.
Jim Carrey Gay-Liplocks with Ewan McGregor-“I Love You Phillip Morris” senselessly uses outdated and insulting gay stereotypes in order to get a few cheap laughs at our expense.
Gay Backlash? Has California bitten an important hand that feeds it?
Gay Paranoia-What Would I-a Gay Man-Have To Be Paraniod About?
A Straight Friend's Guide to Gay Pride-Explaining why Gay Pride and the Gay Games athletic competitions are still necessary.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN TRIBUTE PAGE AND WEBNOVEL
The Biography of Ennis del Mar 1944-2006-The untold details of Ennis’ life from how he grew up, to Brokeback Mountain, to his death in 2006. How he fell in love with Jack and lost him before he could summon the courage to tell him so. Experience first-hand how Jack was killed. Know his shock as Ennis is accused of Jack’s murder and glimpse the mysterious witness who actually saw it. Find out who burned down Ennis’ house-forcing him into the trailer. Discover what really happened to Jack’s ashes and how they eventually changed Ennis’ life forever… and then Jack Twist II is born.
Movie Review:-The 2005 theatrical release and the original 2006 DVD
Review: Collector’s Edition DVD-The 2-disc edition that gives little than what the original offered and nothing that was hoped for
Heath Ledger's Death-Right-wing AM radio hosts and hatemongers take to the air before he’s even buried

THE INSANE WORLD OF POLITICS, NEWS & COMMENTARIES
The New Dollar Coin! Yes it’s true-Richard M. Nixon on a coin & “In God We Trust” hidden on the rim
CNN accuses Fox News of Lying-Rich Sanchez angrily comes out swinging at Fox News! YOU LIE!
U.S. in Crisis-What we’ve done to destroy our presidents and our national reputation since Reagan
The GOP Lost?-Just how long will it take for the Republicans to figure out they lost the 2008 elections?
Gerald Ford-In memorial of a brave man who sacrificed his political future and reputation to save our country
The GOP Voter Vault-What I wouldn’t give if this were a mere “urban legend,” and how much they know about you.The Bush years laid bare:
The Taliban Poppy Harvests-Bush’s obsession with Iraq took our eyes off Afghan heroin fields and now it’s too late
The Secret Bush War Crimes Immunity-The GOP led 2004 Congress snuck Bush a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card
Houston we have a problem-Big Oil secretly put a leash on Bush in order not to lose billions
Bush’s Congress-The next time you consider how bad the congress is now, remind yourself of what damage had to be repaired from the previous one

RELIGION+POLITICS=CHAOS
The Political Vocabulary Guide-What do they mean when they say…
Is History and Science Safe?-The religious right invaded our kid’s textbooks, now political figures are “saviors” and the sun revolves around the earth!
Religion-It’s Just Business-Love has been replaced with lust for political power and naked greed
Ted Haggard Arrested & Exposed-An infamous anti-gay evangelical preacher/Bush advisor is caught with a gay hustler in a drug deal!
WTFundamentalism Breeds Bigotry-Baptist fundamentalism leaves the teachings of the Bible behind and preaches bigotry instead
The Bible as a History Book?-Did it actually happen as told, or is it just a loose collection of ancient morality tales?

MY JOURNEY IN DIARY FORM
Blogging on the Edge of Sanity-My journal chronicling my fall from the good life to near-destruction after a robbery/beating than nearly cost me my life, wealth, health and sanity… and still might
A Cat Named "Mischief"-A gift from a neighbor restores laughter to my life



Friday, May 8, 2009

I Hated Star Trek “Reboot” For Making Me Love It!

MOVIE REVIEW

I hope a suitable nickname for this movie can be found other than “reboot” or the inevitable “Star Trek, the First Generation.” Being a trekker for longer than I care to admit, the thought of anyone playing Kirk and Spock other than William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy was near sacrilegious to even consider. After being bombarded with on-line ads and articles, I grudgingly gave in and checked one out on U-Tube. What immediately hooked me was Karl Urban’s flawless performance as a young “ever bitching about something” Dr. Bones McCoy. Even within the brief seconds that he appeared in the preview, you could tell that his was a McCoy you could accept.

I got more excited when I saw more previews and grudgingly decided to go see the damned thing at the local theater. What sealed the deal was reading of Leonard Nimoy's involvement in the plot as "Spock Prime.” One suggestion here to the producers that would pull more “old school” fans in would be to divulge that the movie is actually about Spock (“our” Spock-Leonard Nimoy) setting out to save Earth from destruction by time-traveling Romulans. As for those upset that I'd reveal Nimoy's involvement and appearance in the movie, it's been on the web for months and known to all but those who live under a rock.

Eric Bana fans are sure to love his performance under all that makeup as the Romulan Captain Nero.


What I liked/loved:
The majority of the main cast did a superb job of putting their own stamp on legendary and iconic figures. By showing Kirk and Spock growing up, it was easier to accept the younger actors. Zachary Quinto is flawless as Spock. Karl Urban as Bones made me grin in recognition of the ghost of Deforest Kelly throughout the movie. Simon Pegg as Scotty provides the laughs, even when he’s in peril. When he gleefully bursts out with how much he loves the ship and how much fun he’s having, you just have to grin right along with him. I even recognized Majel Roddenberry as the computer voice… even though it wasn’t on the Enterprise.

In fact I actually found myself grinning from ear-to-ear several times, which I really didn’t expect. There are many touchstone lines honoring the old TV series and any “trekker” will love that they were included, and any “newbie” to the franchise, once hearing them, will become an instant fan.

The “alternate universe/time shift” assumption is very well (and thankfully) quickly explained. For us true fans of the original, think of when Leonard Nimoy played an evil Spock with a beard in the original TV series. Once you get past that, the rest is pure enjoyment, because suddenly you accept Pine, Urban, Quinto, Pegg, Saldana, Cho, and reluctantly Yelchin as the original TV/movie characters you’ve known and loved over the years.

The action and special effects are spellbinding and LOUD.

What I didn’t like/hated: (lest I be accused of gushing.)
The action and special effects are spellbinding and LOUD.
The theater where I saw it played the movie at a near deafening sound level. I actually began plugging my ears during the battle scenes. To my astonishment, a mother ushered her four young children out of the theater within ten minutes of the opening. I’m not sure if it was a particularly violent scene that caused this, or the kids putting their hands over their ears. That said, this is not a movie for kids under twelve-years-old.

Sorry folks, but as Star Trek bad guys go, Eric Bana as Nero was no Khan. The intense and passionate hate, plus the driven obsession with revenge that Ricardo Montalbán so excellently put on the screen made Bana’s Nero look only mildly pissed off.

I’m a huge fan of movie music, which in a lot of cases can be as important as the script. Alexander Courage’s original TV theme or even those time-honored “eight notes” is to be found nowhere in the body of the movie. I say this for those who are like-minded and anticipating them. Oh you’ll forgive the omission even before you leave the theater, but in my opinion it is still a nearly unpardonable sin.

Chris Pine needed to work on his Shatner impression. I didn’t mind that his performance wasn’t an out-and-out imitation of the man, but it seemed to me that Pine went out of his way not to be Shatner, and after all Bill did originate the part. The other actors are true to themselves (as they should be,) but still paid grateful homage to those who brought them to the honored stage where a very select few are permitted to stand.

For Spock to have a love affair with one of the crew desperately needed a rethink before it made it to the screen. Not that he wasn’t young and half human, but the “real” Spock” wouldn’t even consider unprofessionally having a tryst with one of his subordinates. While everyone loved (including me) Sulu having an excuse to have a sword in his hand, whipping out a rapier in the middle of a mid-air fight with phaser-armed Romulans probably wasn’t a good script idea and frankly a bit contrived. Anton Yelchin’s Russian accent was just so damned over-the-top heavy, even the Enterprise computer didn’t like it. While I watched the movie it became more of a distraction than anything and made it hard to accept him as Checkov.

The star of the show/movie has always been and should always be The Enterprise. Remember how you cried the first time you watched Kirk being forced to destroy her in “The Search For Spock?” More attention was needed to be paid to her and regretfully wasn’t. Also, when Kirk pulled up on his “motorcycle” (Richard Geer in “Top Gun”) to see her being built, suffered because she was barely recognizable behind all of that scaffolding. Fortunately the scene was so brief that it didn’t give you time to wonder about why a huge starship was being built on the ground instead of in space. Earth's gravity truly would’ve tested those engine and saucer section pylons to the limit and most likely beyond.


To conclude:
The movie, despite its flaws is magnificent. I went in prepared to nit-pick and hate it, but I applauded when the final credits came on. J.J. Abrams proved himself with this one, and it’d be a shame if they didn’t assign the inevitable sequel to him.

I think; no I’m sure that Gene Roddenberry is looking down from heaven and smiling.



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©-2009 by Jet in Columbus/Jet Gardner/Blogcritics.org

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