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- Trans-Siberian Orchestra's new CD
- A new giant ring has been discovered around Saturn
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ENTERTAINMENT & REVIEWS
MOVIES
Star Trek “Reboot”-the movie I swore I’d hate but wound up loving… damnit
Brokeback Mountain-has it's own section below
I Love You Phillip Morris-Jim Carrey gay-Liplocks with Ewan McGregor and senselessly uses outdated and insulting gay stereotypes in order to get a few cheap laughs.
TELEVISION
Hawaii 5-0-DVD box set of the 6th Season and some pictures of that famous car
The Mod Squad-Season 2 Vol. II-DVD-A "solid" blast from the past.
Dynasty-DVD box set of Vol. I of Season 4
Saturday Night Live Sucks-Does anyone really find it funny any more?
MUSIC
Trans-Siberian Orchestra's new CD skips Christmas?
Obsolete Music-Someday your kids will laugh at your favorite music too
Levi Stubbs/The Four Tops-The World Loses one of Motown's Soul Master-singers
ELO: Out of the Blue-The classic album is remastered on CD with additional tracks
John Denver-The Folk/Rock legend’s greatest are re-released
Eric Woolfson/The Alan Parsons Project-Woolfson claims to sing the Parson’s Project that never was
ETC.....
Eddie Izzard Live from Wembley-A GREAT standup concert
George Carlin’s Words-Those famous 7 words you can never say on television, melding the best of BOTH versions together.
Neil Diamond Is Forever-In pictures-Fans of the great Neil Diamond will be thrilled with this picture book.

GENERAL INTEREST
Tip the Pizza Guy-He doesn’t make as much as you think he does and doesn’t get all of that delivery charge!

SCIENCE/MEDICINE/TECHNOLOGY
DIABETES: STOP THAT OR YOU'LL GO BLIND! Pre-warning signs of Diabetes in plain English
The Yellowstone Super-Volcano-It makes Mt. St. Helens look like a pimple and could wipe out the western U. S.
Nature in Danger-The eastern Mediterranean Sea’s eco-system is in danger

ASTRONOMY
A Huge New Saturn Ring! A massive find in what was thought to be empty space.
Jupiter's Red Spot Jr-Our solar system’s biggest planet still has a few surprises!
Asteroid near-collision predicted for 2039 …but will your homeowner’s insurance cover it?
New planets in new solar systems-At the rate they’re being discovered it’ll be old news soon!

JET'S GAY PRIDE PAGE
Famous Gay Athletes-Vol. I-The story of well-known athletes seeking acceptance in a macho world.
Famous Gay Athletes-Vol. II-More well-known athletes seeking acceptance in a macho world.
Neal Patrick Harris-The star of “How I Met Your Mother” and “Doogie Howser” denies the denials that denied he’s gay?!?
Harry Potter: Headmaster Dumbledore is Gay!-J.K. Rowling reveals that she created the famous wizard/headmaster gay!
Gay USMC Tim Smith's Billboard A proud marine's billboard is defaced and torn down-I'll give it a safe haven right here where no one can touch it.
Gay Marriage-California is once again left in the dust as yet another state (Maine) goes gay.
The Hate-Crime Murder of Matthew Shepard details and how a U.S. Representative used false sources to try to declare it a sympathy hoax on the house floor.
Jim Carrey Gay-Liplocks with Ewan McGregor-“I Love You Phillip Morris” senselessly uses outdated and insulting gay stereotypes in order to get a few cheap laughs at our expense.
Gay Backlash? Has California bitten an important hand that feeds it?
Gay Paranoia-What Would I-a Gay Man-Have To Be Paraniod About?
A Straight Friend's Guide to Gay Pride-Explaining why Gay Pride and the Gay Games athletic competitions are still necessary.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN TRIBUTE PAGE AND WEBNOVEL
The Biography of Ennis del Mar 1944-2006-The untold details of Ennis’ life from how he grew up, to Brokeback Mountain, to his death in 2006. How he fell in love with Jack and lost him before he could summon the courage to tell him so. Experience first-hand how Jack was killed. Know his shock as Ennis is accused of Jack’s murder and glimpse the mysterious witness who actually saw it. Find out who burned down Ennis’ house-forcing him into the trailer. Discover what really happened to Jack’s ashes and how they eventually changed Ennis’ life forever… and then Jack Twist II is born.
Movie Review:-The 2005 theatrical release and the original 2006 DVD
Review: Collector’s Edition DVD-The 2-disc edition that gives little than what the original offered and nothing that was hoped for
Heath Ledger's Death-Right-wing AM radio hosts and hatemongers take to the air before he’s even buried

THE INSANE WORLD OF POLITICS, NEWS & COMMENTARIES
The New Dollar Coin! Yes it’s true-Richard M. Nixon on a coin & “In God We Trust” hidden on the rim
CNN accuses Fox News of Lying-Rich Sanchez angrily comes out swinging at Fox News! YOU LIE!
U.S. in Crisis-What we’ve done to destroy our presidents and our national reputation since Reagan
The GOP Lost?-Just how long will it take for the Republicans to figure out they lost the 2008 elections?
Gerald Ford-In memorial of a brave man who sacrificed his political future and reputation to save our country
The GOP Voter Vault-What I wouldn’t give if this were a mere “urban legend,” and how much they know about you.The Bush years laid bare:
The Taliban Poppy Harvests-Bush’s obsession with Iraq took our eyes off Afghan heroin fields and now it’s too late
The Secret Bush War Crimes Immunity-The GOP led 2004 Congress snuck Bush a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card
Houston we have a problem-Big Oil secretly put a leash on Bush in order not to lose billions
Bush’s Congress-The next time you consider how bad the congress is now, remind yourself of what damage had to be repaired from the previous one

RELIGION+POLITICS=CHAOS
The Political Vocabulary Guide-What do they mean when they say…
Is History and Science Safe?-The religious right invaded our kid’s textbooks, now political figures are “saviors” and the sun revolves around the earth!
Religion-It’s Just Business-Love has been replaced with lust for political power and naked greed
Ted Haggard Arrested & Exposed-An infamous anti-gay evangelical preacher/Bush advisor is caught with a gay hustler in a drug deal!
WTFundamentalism Breeds Bigotry-Baptist fundamentalism leaves the teachings of the Bible behind and preaches bigotry instead
The Bible as a History Book?-Did it actually happen as told, or is it just a loose collection of ancient morality tales?

MY JOURNEY IN DIARY FORM
Blogging on the Edge of Sanity-My journal chronicling my fall from the good life to near-destruction after a robbery/beating than nearly cost me my life, wealth, health and sanity… and still might
A Cat Named "Mischief"-A gift from a neighbor restores laughter to my life



Saturday, August 1, 2009

Eric Woolfson Sings The Alan Parsons Project That Never Was

CD REVIEW

My favorite tracks from the collected Alan Parsons Project CDs are nearly all sung by Eric Woolfson. However if you’re expecting a lost Parsons Project CD (as the title implies,) you’ll be sorely disappointed here.

I’d expected to find at least an alternate version of “Time,” an acoustic version of “Don’t Answer Me,” or like Alan did on his CD A Valid Path; an electronic version of “The Raven.” What I got instead in my opinion, were under/over produced original album discards and show tunes that gave me nothing that even vaguely resembled The Project, except for that long craved-for voice.



In addition The Alan Parson Project CDs at least had an underlying concept, which is completely lacking here unless you consider songs recorded over the years but rejected for cause as a valid theme. APP CDs also had that infamous wall of sound that carries you thorough from the beginning to the end of each song that’s sorely lacking here. On some tracks of this CD you can actually feel the empty space between the words

Any casual fan (despite a sort of doubting bitter denial in the liner notes) knows of Eric Woolfson’s essential contribution, voice and name to the APP since it’s inception with Tales of Mystery and Imagination.

From the liner notes:

Interviewer: “As you are the creator and writer of The Alan Parsons Project, and sometimes lead singer, why is it not called ‘The Eric Woolfson Project’? Or perhaps the ‘Parsons/Woolfson Project’?"

Woolfson: “I describe the decision to call it ‘The Alan Parsons Project’ as both the best and the worst decision of my career. The best, because I have enjoyed the benefits of the APP success without having to deal with public recognition and media attention. The worst because outside my family and friends, few people have any idea of who I am or what I do, which is a price, I have always felt, was worth paying.”


The above makes Woolfson come off as a bitter ex-wife, and this CD is a perfect explanation as to why they were called the Alan Parsons Project. Any fan would resent the fact that the above implies that Alan had nothing to do with the creation of the band by the use of "the creator" instead of "one of the creators." If he’d simply titled this CD Eric Woolfson… My Latest Solo Effort instead, I wouldn't have anticipated another version of the Parsons Project and maybe it would be more readily acceptable… or at least palatable. But getting my hopes up for the "Alan Parsons Project that never was" in my opinion is at best false advertising.

At least when Alan continued on, after Eric left in 1990 to write stage musicals, Parsons re-branded the band simply Alan Parsons. You knew his new efforts would be similar, but you weren’t expecting the same essence you’d previously become comfortable with.



As you listen to this compilation, one thing will quickly become crystal clear; The Alan Parsons Project without either Parsons or Woolfson is like being asked to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without one of the two essential ingredients between the bread. While you’d be willing to eat either without the other, and both are digestible, it’s just not as good if you’ve tasted both together previously. To be fair, I thought the exact same thing about Alan Parson’s CD A Valid Path. The majority of that CD is great until he tried to re-imagine such classics as the aforementioned “The Raven” by subtracting Woolfson’s contribution to it.

Woolfson has presented here instead (as the liner notes make clear) a studio version of a high school produced stage play entitled, “Applaud me, for I am the unsung hero!” Instead of envisioning the music in your head as you listen to it, in its place you see Woolfson standing alone on an empty barren stage with no one in the audience. No more so than on the track “Someone In The Audience” where the request is made to ring the curtain down on him in the middle of his performance.

So let’s get down to the particulars:

The first thing that hits you within seconds is that Eric’s voice isn’t being “doubled” as it was on the APP CDs, which means every wavering, strained or struggled note that he sings stands out like a sore thumb. Doubling is the studio effect of the singer singing with himself smoothing out the rough edges. Because of the lack of this one single effect that warm comforting and beautiful voice of his that you loved and instantly recognize comes off as just old and tired.

For example, on “The Golden Key” I actually winced in pain when his voice cracked twice delivering the line “…no one promised me an island in the sun”. Some songs are delivered in a pace that is so slow; you can almost imagine the track being dragged across the floor with a 200-pound concrete block chained to it. On several tracks he tries to sing either far above or far below his vocal range. “Along The Road” is delivered with the strain of a first tenor trying to sing the part of a second bass. The effect is so distracting that it’s impossible to distinguish that it's actually Woolfson singing it, making it difficult to enjoy or comprehend the song.



In fact it’s nearly impossible to enjoy or comprehend this entire body of work. If you’re planning to purchase this CD because you’re a fan of Woolfson’s post APP work and/or his stage musicals, you’ll probably be delighted.



All music and lyrics here are by Eric Woolfson. He produced this compilation too and it shows because without the balancing influence of Alan Parsons to refine it and apparently his ego, it in my humble opinion falls flat on its face.

My general response to this volume of work would be to re-title it, The Alan Parsons Project That Never Was… and for truly good reason!

A classic and long-gone cartoon series called BLOOM COUNTY had a penguin named Opus who did movie reviews for the local paper. I’d like to think he would’ve used his famous tag line on this CD: “…Well, maybe it wasn’t THAT bad, but Lord it wasn’t good!”





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