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- How Many Famous Athletes are Gay? Vol.
- Trans-Siberian Orchestra's new CD
- A new giant ring has been discovered around Saturn
- Eddie Izzard's new concert DVD is GREAT!

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ENTERTAINMENT & REVIEWS
MOVIES
Star Trek “Reboot”-the movie I swore I’d hate but wound up loving… damnit
Brokeback Mountain-has it's own section below
I Love You Phillip Morris-Jim Carrey gay-Liplocks with Ewan McGregor and senselessly uses outdated and insulting gay stereotypes in order to get a few cheap laughs.
TELEVISION
Hawaii 5-0-DVD box set of the 6th Season and some pictures of that famous car
The Mod Squad-Season 2 Vol. II-DVD-A "solid" blast from the past.
Dynasty-DVD box set of Vol. I of Season 4
Saturday Night Live Sucks-Does anyone really find it funny any more?
MUSIC
Trans-Siberian Orchestra's new CD skips Christmas?
Obsolete Music-Someday your kids will laugh at your favorite music too
Levi Stubbs/The Four Tops-The World Loses one of Motown's Soul Master-singers
ELO: Out of the Blue-The classic album is remastered on CD with additional tracks
John Denver-The Folk/Rock legend’s greatest are re-released
Eric Woolfson/The Alan Parsons Project-Woolfson claims to sing the Parson’s Project that never was
ETC.....
Eddie Izzard Live from Wembley-A GREAT standup concert
George Carlin’s Words-Those famous 7 words you can never say on television, melding the best of BOTH versions together.
Neil Diamond Is Forever-In pictures-Fans of the great Neil Diamond will be thrilled with this picture book.

GENERAL INTEREST
Tip the Pizza Guy-He doesn’t make as much as you think he does and doesn’t get all of that delivery charge!

SCIENCE/MEDICINE/TECHNOLOGY
DIABETES: STOP THAT OR YOU'LL GO BLIND! Pre-warning signs of Diabetes in plain English
The Yellowstone Super-Volcano-It makes Mt. St. Helens look like a pimple and could wipe out the western U. S.
Nature in Danger-The eastern Mediterranean Sea’s eco-system is in danger

ASTRONOMY
A Huge New Saturn Ring! A massive find in what was thought to be empty space.
Jupiter's Red Spot Jr-Our solar system’s biggest planet still has a few surprises!
Asteroid near-collision predicted for 2039 …but will your homeowner’s insurance cover it?
New planets in new solar systems-At the rate they’re being discovered it’ll be old news soon!

JET'S GAY PRIDE PAGE
Famous Gay Athletes-Vol. I-The story of well-known athletes seeking acceptance in a macho world.
Famous Gay Athletes-Vol. II-More well-known athletes seeking acceptance in a macho world.
Neal Patrick Harris-The star of “How I Met Your Mother” and “Doogie Howser” denies the denials that denied he’s gay?!?
Harry Potter: Headmaster Dumbledore is Gay!-J.K. Rowling reveals that she created the famous wizard/headmaster gay!
Gay USMC Tim Smith's Billboard A proud marine's billboard is defaced and torn down-I'll give it a safe haven right here where no one can touch it.
Gay Marriage-California is once again left in the dust as yet another state (Maine) goes gay.
The Hate-Crime Murder of Matthew Shepard details and how a U.S. Representative used false sources to try to declare it a sympathy hoax on the house floor.
Jim Carrey Gay-Liplocks with Ewan McGregor-“I Love You Phillip Morris” senselessly uses outdated and insulting gay stereotypes in order to get a few cheap laughs at our expense.
Gay Backlash? Has California bitten an important hand that feeds it?
Gay Paranoia-What Would I-a Gay Man-Have To Be Paraniod About?
A Straight Friend's Guide to Gay Pride-Explaining why Gay Pride and the Gay Games athletic competitions are still necessary.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN TRIBUTE PAGE AND WEBNOVEL
The Biography of Ennis del Mar 1944-2006-The untold details of Ennis’ life from how he grew up, to Brokeback Mountain, to his death in 2006. How he fell in love with Jack and lost him before he could summon the courage to tell him so. Experience first-hand how Jack was killed. Know his shock as Ennis is accused of Jack’s murder and glimpse the mysterious witness who actually saw it. Find out who burned down Ennis’ house-forcing him into the trailer. Discover what really happened to Jack’s ashes and how they eventually changed Ennis’ life forever… and then Jack Twist II is born.
Movie Review:-The 2005 theatrical release and the original 2006 DVD
Review: Collector’s Edition DVD-The 2-disc edition that gives little than what the original offered and nothing that was hoped for
Heath Ledger's Death-Right-wing AM radio hosts and hatemongers take to the air before he’s even buried

THE INSANE WORLD OF POLITICS, NEWS & COMMENTARIES
The New Dollar Coin! Yes it’s true-Richard M. Nixon on a coin & “In God We Trust” hidden on the rim
CNN accuses Fox News of Lying-Rich Sanchez angrily comes out swinging at Fox News! YOU LIE!
U.S. in Crisis-What we’ve done to destroy our presidents and our national reputation since Reagan
The GOP Lost?-Just how long will it take for the Republicans to figure out they lost the 2008 elections?
Gerald Ford-In memorial of a brave man who sacrificed his political future and reputation to save our country
The GOP Voter Vault-What I wouldn’t give if this were a mere “urban legend,” and how much they know about you.The Bush years laid bare:
The Taliban Poppy Harvests-Bush’s obsession with Iraq took our eyes off Afghan heroin fields and now it’s too late
The Secret Bush War Crimes Immunity-The GOP led 2004 Congress snuck Bush a “Get Out Of Jail Free” card
Houston we have a problem-Big Oil secretly put a leash on Bush in order not to lose billions
Bush’s Congress-The next time you consider how bad the congress is now, remind yourself of what damage had to be repaired from the previous one

RELIGION+POLITICS=CHAOS
The Political Vocabulary Guide-What do they mean when they say…
Is History and Science Safe?-The religious right invaded our kid’s textbooks, now political figures are “saviors” and the sun revolves around the earth!
Religion-It’s Just Business-Love has been replaced with lust for political power and naked greed
Ted Haggard Arrested & Exposed-An infamous anti-gay evangelical preacher/Bush advisor is caught with a gay hustler in a drug deal!
WTFundamentalism Breeds Bigotry-Baptist fundamentalism leaves the teachings of the Bible behind and preaches bigotry instead
The Bible as a History Book?-Did it actually happen as told, or is it just a loose collection of ancient morality tales?

MY JOURNEY IN DIARY FORM
Blogging on the Edge of Sanity-My journal chronicling my fall from the good life to near-destruction after a robbery/beating than nearly cost me my life, wealth, health and sanity… and still might
A Cat Named "Mischief"-A gift from a neighbor restores laughter to my life



Friday, December 19, 2008

Saturday Night Live Sucks and Should Be Canceled!

Every so often (because I loved it growing up) I try to watch Saturday Night Live to see if by some miracle it's gotten funny again. So when I heard Michael Phelps was hosting, I steeled myself and gathered my courage to watch the September 13, 2008 season premier all the way through.
I did, but not without help.

Maybe it was my extreme disappointment that Ohio State having just minutes before lost to USC so badly, but I doubt it. Even Senator Obama (as it turned out wisely.) bailed at the last minute,

The only laughs were the faux Palin/Clinton spot at the beginning and the surprisingly funny "Michael Phelps" diet commercial at the end. William Shatner was tapped for a cameo appearance, but wasted doing a shameless and self-promoting priceline.com commercial from the audience. Phelps’ mother should sue for defamation because of the way she was portrayed; that she sat there and took it was as amazing as the forced laughter.

In between the two high points of the show was some of the most unentertaining junk that I've unfortunately come to know Saturday Night Live all too well for in recent years. The poorly conceived "Charles Barkley" talk show was ridiculously dumb, the music video for the "Space Olympics" made no sense. Bobby Moynihan's waiter skit was... I can't find words to describe how stupid it was... a total waste of time?

Michael Phelps bravely slogged through the swim team skit, playing a high school kid afraid to jump off the blocks and into the water until the coach pulled out an inspirational tape in the locker room of some of the most ridiculous music I’d ever heard. He then proceeded to go into a flailing and to put it bluntly; inexcusable dance routine that the team walked out on... with the exception of Phelps.

More than once, the champion athlete/hero looked like the proverbial "deer caught in the headlights," and at times appeared to be searching for his mom in the audience to ask, "is this really funny?"

The audience actually laughing at all during an extremely dull skit involving a family with two retarded kids amazed me. Minutes into it, I suspected that the audience is either green-screened in, or that prerecorded laughter must’ve been employed to augment their lack of response, because real people (no matter how stoned) just would not laugh at that.

It's been a long time since I've used the Picture-In-Picture feature on my TV, but tonight I thanked God for it, as the commercial breaks seem to go on forever.

On occasion, I've chastised myself into giving Saturday Night Live "another chance" and I've put my proverbial hand on the stove to be burnt once too often. Unfortunately I'm the victim of being spoiled by the likes of Eddie, Gilda, Dana, Chevy, and John.

I'd considered titling the piece "Someone come and put Lipstick on SNL!"

...as for the actual title of this piece,
Well maybe it wasn't THAT bad...

...but Lord it wasn't good!


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© 2008 by Jet Gardner

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